America's Next Top Model - March 23, 2005 - Comment

So finally, Brandy goes home!

I really don't care what your life circumstances are, if you attitude sucks, so will your life.

This week had the ladies taking ballet, where a very mean ballet instructor beats the girl with his cane. Then they go to a fancy restaurant, where Tiffany drinks way too much wine and then pukes - while sitting at the table. Yucky!

Then they go to a lunch with Beverly Johnson, who while being very beautiful, is either a robot or has had one face lift too many. While you ask? Her face is way too smooth and tight. Very scary. Anyways, Bev, gives them some tips. Brandy asks about attitude. Bev says - don't have one. Until you are Naomi Campbell. Then fling phones as much as you want. Wait, that last part was me, not her. Sorry. Editorializing again. Gotta stop that.

Then the ladies have to go to a photo shoot where Jay (that sneeking little guy!) has had a guy pretend to be an obnoxious photographer who no one can please. Tiffany talks back a bit, but surprisingly, Brandy does not kill him. She does however get into a slinging match with Tatiana.

Anyways Naima delt with the photographer the best, so she gets to go have a dinner with Serena Williams, although we never see Serena eat. But she does pimp her clothing line and has the ladies walk for her. (Naima brought Tiffany and Khalen with her.) Apparently she will see them all on the runway later.

Then the ladies head off to a lame photo shoot where they get to dress up as the signs of the zodiac and hang in the air for a calendar. (There are twelve of them - how clever.) Although I just can't see anyone masturbating to a picture of a pair of scales, let alone a crab or a bull. And if you can - don't tell me. I am happy not knowing. Anyways there is more bitching between Tatiana and Brandy and Tiffany steps in and tells them to back off.

Judgement day comes down to Lluvy and Brandy. Although the jusdges state that the tennis photos are part of the judgement, you know it is just the zodiac that got Lluvy there. And Brandy's attitude is more rpulsive Lluvy's fish face - so clown queen goes home.

Highlights: Did I mention Brandy going home? Gorgeous photo of Naima and Keenyah at the tennis court. Brittany manages to not to look porny in the zodiac photo.

Downturns: Dumping on Lluvy for looking ugly as a fish. Hello? Tyra I dare you to look good in that get up. Dare you!